President-elect Donald Trump announced this week that the U.S. is going to rename the Gulf of Mexico once he takes office. No, this isn’t an Onion headline. I know. It’s really hard to separate the made-for-laughs headlines of fictitious Trump statements from the real ones he actually makes.

I know. It’s really hard to separate the made-for-laughs headlines of fictitious Trump statements from the real ones he actually makes.  This happens to be a real one that just sounds too silly to be real.